Sloan: “Hey Mom! What if I had a fire bootie?”
Me: “Um…what?”
S: “What if I had a fire bootie? Then, if a dinosaur started chasing me, I could just toot and it would be like a rocket and I could get away.”
Me: *silence* There’s really no way to respond to that.
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Sloan: “Tia! Stop copying me.”
Tia: “Stop copying me.”
S: “Tia, stooooop.
T: “Tia, stooooop.”
S: “Mom, Tia is copying me.”
T: “Mom, Tia is copying me.”
Me: “Tia please stop copying Sloan. That bothers him.”
Tia: “Well I can’t help it. My bwain tells me to copy and I can’t say no to my bwain.”
Me: “Well, you’re gonna have to learn to say no to your brain, honey, or you’re gonna have a lot of trouble in life.”
Sloan: “Yeah. And some of that trouble will be with me.”
Someone tell me again…how long until school starts back up?
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Me to Landon: “What’s your name?”
Landon: “Bubba.”
Me: “No, what’s your real name.”
Landon: “Uuuhhh…Hey you Bubba?”
I swear we don’t go around calling that child ‘Hey You.’ Just want to make that clear.
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Tia: “Mom! Sloan called me a wowyer.”
Me: “A what?”
Tia: “A wowyer.”
Me: “What’s a wowyer?”
Sloan: “A lawyer, mom. I called her a lawyer.”
Me: “Oh. That’s not a bad name, Tia.”
Tia: “Yuh-huh. He said it mean and he said I’m a big, fat wowyer.”
Me: *sigh* “Sloan, don’t call your sister a lawyer, please.”
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Tia: “Mom, I weawy, weawy, weawy wish I was a boy.”
Me: “Why?”
T: “So I can stand up to go potty and so I can carry guns.”
Me: “Well I can’t help you with the potty thing – that’s just how you were made. But girls can carry guns just like boys.”
Tia: “They can?”
Me: “Sure.”
Tia: “Can I have a gun for my birfday? A weal one?”
Me: “No.”
Tia: “But I fought you said girls tan carry guns?”
Me: “Pretend guns, honey. Sloan doesn’t even have a real gun.”
Tia: “Yuh-huh. He said he could shoot me dead wif it.”
Me: “Sloan! Come here please.”
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