The one where Calgon takes me away

I actually just had to consult with Professor Google on what exactly Calgon is.  It’s body fragrance…who knew?!  I always assumed it was some sort of lotion for muscle pain similar to IcyHot or Bengay. I was way off. Yesterday was a rough day.  I’ll mercifully spare you the details, but it was a knot […]

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Happy Bulleted Monday

Alternately titled: My Super Lame Post – I have nothing ground breaking to say today.  I probably shouldn’t even be posting.  But I’m a blogging junkie so I feel the need to subject you to all kinds of random.  I’m compelled. – I’m sorry. – I’ve gotten two solid nights sleep in a row.  Break […]

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A Wisp of a Girl

I see her clearly – a wisp of a girl.  Thirteen.  Awkward.  All knees and elbows, teetering between innocence and angst.  She is loved well, but a certain enemy awaits.  She doesn’t know it and isn’t prepared for it.  And she falls. “You’re fat,” someone says to her.  The wisp of a girl, without an […]

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I’m ankle deep in these today

Wish me luck.

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Living Life: Practicality vs. Wisdom

There’s a certain thing that happens when you become a parent.  It happens in different degrees and forms for everyone, but we all experience this phenomena: We become practical. It’s just natural for a certain amount of practicality to set in once that bundle of joy lands on your doorstep.  Suddenly life takes on a […]

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When Daddy Explains

I was on the phone last week, pacing the driveway.  It was a beautiful day and the kids were all napping or resting.  I just needed some air.  As I spoke with my friend, I caught movement out of the corner of my eye.  I turned in time to see Sloan marching by with a […]

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Good Morning to You

He crawled up in bed next to me and laid his head on my pillow. I rolled over, caught in that fuzzy state between dreams and reality. His soft cheek pressed up against mine, satiny skin dotted with freckles. I wrapped my arm around him and pulled him close, breathing in deep the smell of […]

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The one where I can’t move my neck

I never fancied myself much of a worrier.  In general I don’t get too worked up over things.  I may have a brief moment or so, when worry starts to overtake me, but I don’t usually dwell on it and, therefore, haven’t had to suffer many side effects of worrying. Until recently, when cicadas began […]

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My Montreal Post

What if you and your kids could all enjoy movie night together? It’s a scene that is familiar to all moms. You sit down on the couch with your young ones, excited to enjoy a little downtime together. You flip on the TV and begin channel surfing, looking for the perfect program to all enjoy […]

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One more year

I am officially one more year older as of Saturday.  I am 29. Stop laughing. I have to tell my children that because the two youngest can’t say their “Th” sound, which means “Th” sounds like “F” so when they say my age they place me well into a decade that I’m not prepared to […]

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