Sleeping in beds with boys

It was early 2002-ish and Lee and I, along with Lee’s brother Eric and his wife Becke’, attended a conference.  It was held…somewhere.  The details are really fuzzy.  Wherever the conference was held required us to get a hotel room.  Because we were young and poor, we decided to share a room and to secure it on Priceline.

It seemed like a really good idea when we got a hotel room just around the corner from the conference for only $50 a night.  Score!  Until…

We got to our room and found that it had only one bed.  What to do?  We couldn’t change the reservation without incurring much higher charges.  So we did what any respectable couples would do in such a situation.

We all piled into bed together.

Eric slept on one end, then Becke’ next to him.  I slept next to Becke’ and Lee laid on the other end.  So as not to make the situation any more weird and awkward than it already was, we all slept fully clothed.  Four people, fully clothed in one bed makes for a hot night’s sleep.  Sometime during the night, Becke’ slipped out of bed, unbeknownst to the rest of us, and attempted to get more sleep on the floor.  The rest of us were not aware of this transition.

When the early morning sunlight mercifully streamed into the room, I slowly opened my eyes.  I looked to my left at Lee and smiled.  He was on his back, straight as a board, arms stiff by his side, snoring.  He looked wildly uncomfortable in his jeans.  Then I looked to my right, expecting to find Becke’.

And there was Eric, sound a sleep.  For a brief moment I was horrified as I laid all snuggled up to my brother in law.  But after a few moments of wondering how on earth I ended up sandwiched between both Stuart men, I started to laugh at the absurdity of the situation.  I sat up and looked down at Becke’ who was curled up on the floor.  She looked up at me and we both laughed.

That’s the only time I have ever slept with my brother in law.

This weekend we went to Arkansas to be with Lee’s parents and brothers and friends.  So much fun.

Except for the sleeping part.  I’ve already told you my kids are systematically trying to ensure I never experience a full night’s sleep again.  They were in full form this weekend.  It all came to a head on Saturday night.  Landon wet the bed (we had run out of pull ups and wouldn’t you know every night before Saturday he woke up dry) around 1:30.  He bolted up and cried, “Mommy, I spilled!  I need a towel!”  I got him cleaned up and back down in time for Sloan to crawl in bed with us.  I woke up around 3:30 to see Tia in bed with us as well.  Around 4:00 Landon crawled into our bed.  I didn’t have the heart to fight him on it so I put him on the end next to me.

And for the second time in my life I found myself sandwiched between two Stuart men boys.  Sloan, being a fitful sleeper, kicked me in the kidneys all night long.  Landon had his face right in mine and breathed on me for a solid two hours.  It solidified my need to do a better job brushing his teeth at night.

Despite the lack of sleep, we had a great time eating, laughing, shopping and being together.  It was, indeed, a Happy Thanksgiving. 

The Stuart clan

The Stuart clan

Photo courtesy of Lulu Photography


  1. I needed that laugh today…thank you! And I don’t think I have ever been as cold as I was on that floor trying to sleep…but I couldn’t handle the claustrophobia of us all in one bed! good times!

  2. HE he he he he…isn’t family fun? We had a house jam-packed full too and it was pretty fun. I’m grateful to have it. Glad you had a good time! I’ll pray you get a nap in somewhere between now and Christmas. 😀

  3. So happy to hear that someone else has a child that still climbs into bed with them in the middle of the night. 🙂

  4. Oh yes, Debbie. In general I don’t usually allow it because I can’t sleep but everyone was out of their element and I was too tired to fight it so one, two, three, they all took advantage of my weakness. 🙂 If my kids slept better in bed with me, I’d probably let them do it more, but the two who are always wanting to sleep in our bed are squirmers.

  5. seriously, you just made my day. Hysterical. And apparently our children have formed an alliance against parents sleeping, because I too have experienced the wonder of two children, one kicker and one breather….yummy.

  6. LOL 🙂 Chase used to fall asleep in our bed nightly when he was little, then we would carry him to his room. It is enjoyable for the first hour or so, then you just want to spread out!! It is kinda sad when that season is over though.

  7. Funny memories, nice times. Love you…